There’s nothing more fun than teaching our kids about animals, sounds, and laughter.
In our home, pig sounds—“oink, oink!”—have become a favorite, with our boys running around pretending to be little piggies.
Sharing jokes and pairing them with coloring pages makes for the perfect bonding activity.
Below, you’ll find about 7-10 hilarious pig jokes for kids in every category.
Pick a joke that sticks with you, grab a coloring page, and have fun!
We’d love to hear which joke made your kids oink with laughter—share your stories in the comments below!
Here’s a cute funny article too. Turn it into a story.
Let’s get to the pig jokes lol oink, oink! 🐷
Short Pig Jokes for Kids
1. Why did the pig roll around in the mud?
Because it felt oink-credible!
2. What do you call a pig who’s a superhero?
Oink-man!
3. What did the little pig say when it was hungry?
Oink-oink, where’s my lunch?
4. Why do pigs love to play in the mud?
Because they oink it’s so much fun!
5. What’s a pig’s favorite candy?
Lolli-oinks!
6. What’s a pig’s favorite sport?
Mud wrestling!
7. Why are piglets so good at school?
They’re always oink-couraged to learn!
8. How do pigs write letters?
With oink pens, of course!
Pig Jokes for Kids One-Liners
1. I told my pig a joke—it oinked with laughter!
2. This pig doesn’t just eat—he oinks about food all day!
3. Pigs don’t argue; they oink it out!
4. I saw a pig practicing its dance moves—what a swine stepper!
5. Pigs don’t play hide and seek. They always squeal!
6. Pigs don’t snore—they oink in their sleep!
7. My pig’s favorite exercise? The oink stretch!
8. Why are pigs always so happy? They’ve got nothing to oink about!
9. My pig tried to play basketball—it kept oinking up the game!
10. Why do pigs love farms? It’s their natural oink-environment!
11. Pigs make great friends because they’re always oink-ding on you!
Funny Pig Jokes for Kids
1. What’s a pig’s favorite bedtime story?
The Three Little Oinks!
2. What do pigs sing on their birthdays?
Happy Oink-day to you!
3. Why do pigs love going to school?
They oink they can learn everything!
4. Why did the piglet take a bath?
It wanted to be squeaky clean!
5. What do you call a pig who loves art?
A pig-casso!
6. Why did the pig become an actor?
It loved being the ham of the show!
7. Why don’t pigs tell secrets?
They might squeal!
8. What did the pig say at the beach?
Oink-tastic view!
9. Why did the pig wear a bowtie?
It wanted to look pig-nificent!
10. How do you cheer up a sad pig?
You tell it some funny oink jokes!
Knock Knock Pig Jokes for Kids
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink.
Oink who?
Oink you glad I’m here to tell these jokes?
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Piggy.
Piggy who?
Piggy up and oink with me!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Squeal.
Squeal who?
Squeal you oink louder next time?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mud.
Mud who?
Mud I tell another joke?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boar.
Boar who?
Boar-ring without these jokes, isn’t it?
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Trotter.
Trotter who?
Trotter go tell everyone these jokes!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pen.
Pen who?
Pen me in for more pig jokes!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pigpen.
Pigpen who?
Pigpen your ears for a laugh!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sty.
Sty who?
Sty tuned for more jokes!
Pig Coloring Pages Free Printables
Pick a page, laugh and color together!
We have toddlers so we love asking who, what, where, and when questions to spark theirimagination.
Share Pig Jokes for Kids and Enjoy Coloring!
Laughter, creativity, and animal sounds—what better way to spend time together?
While you’re sharing these jokes, grab some pig coloring pages for your little ones to enjoy.
You’ll be creating oink-tastic 🐷 lol memories for years to come!
Click here to find adorable pig coloring pages and more: animalcolorpages.com
Tell us which joke made your kids oink with laughter—we’d love to hear your stories in the comments below.
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Let’s keep coloring, creating, and celebrating—one page at a time!
Love y’all!
ACPTeam